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  • Huh. Both of these exist only in print. Ooo! List idea!

    June 24, 2008

  • dc: Good call on the jazz hands. It would have never crossed my consciousness, but they really do have an expiration date, and it's after approximately three repetitions.

    June 24, 2008

  • dc: I wish I could say that I was a fan of mushy foods, such as porridge, oatmeal, cream of wheat, etc., but it is not so. Much like Sunny Baudelaire, I prefer my breakfast foods on the crunchy side.

    b: I can whistle, rock, knit, play *with* crickets, eat apples, and tell tall tales. Do I pass???

    June 24, 2008

  • Ew. It still wouldn't satisfy the "bread product" requirement, and it certainly wouldn't qualify as fried *goodness*.

    bilby: Is the People's Democratic Republic of The Porch accepting new citizenship applications at this time?

    June 23, 2008

  • Oh, I know it's not surprising. I just like to think of a time when there was only one list. My new hobby is to type in http://wordie.org/lists/ and then put a random number at the end. I was just wondering if there was some obscure test list out there, floating in the blue.

    edit: I currently working on a s l o w computer. Quadruple commenting will not continue. My apologies!

    June 23, 2008

  • Women's dress sizes have always been slightly wonky. I can be a size 6 in one store, and a size 1000 in the next.

    June 23, 2008

  • You can't list a list on a list. So here I sit, listlessly wishing that somebody had listed this list as a specific word.

    June 23, 2008

  • Awww, this is the first list on the entire site! How cute.

    June 23, 2008

  • bilby is digging up all sorts of oldies today. :)

    June 23, 2008

  • Porridge is a pretty word for some less than satisfactory eats. Maybe if porridge denoted a fried bread product, we'd hear it more often.

    June 23, 2008

  • It was beautiful, wasn't it? I wish I could list this list on my conversations list.

    June 23, 2008

  • These things are amazingly soft.

    June 23, 2008

  • My term for any girl who's skinnier than I am. For example, "His new girlfriend is 6'2", and a size stick."

    June 23, 2008

  • I *KNEW* it! c_b is really Ken Jenkins from Scrubs! You're sure to win. :)

    June 17, 2008

  • Really? I can just imagine having your house cloaked and then not hearing important stuff, like gunshots and fire alarms.

    June 17, 2008

  • Eh, too messy. You have to drive them through the carwash afterwards, and they hate the bad costumes.

    May 16, 2008

  • Falafel sounds like it may qualify on the "fried" side of things, but I'm still unconvinced about the "goodness" factor, particularly since I don't care for pepper. I'll investigate and get back to you.

    P.S. Funnel cakes are right up there with bacon. Heaven forbid I ever have to choose.

    May 16, 2008

  • YESSSS!!!!! That may be my new favorite.

    May 16, 2008

  • I've heard of it, but I need more info. What's it taste like?

    May 16, 2008

  • lovely word. Added!

    May 16, 2008

  • I never realized it before, but Britney has terrible initials. I saw bilby's comment on the feed, and thought he was going somewhere else with it!

    May 16, 2008

  • See more info under fried goodness.

    May 16, 2008

  • Yeah, I'm typically a few years behind.

    May 16, 2008

  • Ohmywordie, I'm addicted.

    Chuck Norris watches Blu Ray. On His VCR.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

    Chuck Norris know the last digit of Pi.

    It goes on, and on, and on....

    May 11, 2008

  • What is up with Chuck Norris? There are a million references to him on facebook:

    Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

    Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

    Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

    Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books so much as stare them down until he gets the information he wants.

    Seriously, what gives?

    May 9, 2008

  • Oh, I was totally thinking of MC Hammer.

    DOOO do do do...Can't touch this!

    May 9, 2008

  • Oh, indeed. It's a great list you've got there, gangerh.

    May 9, 2008

  • Our family always called it "the right of way" because of the public utilities, similar to dontcry.

    May 9, 2008

  • As in, "We need to take Yo Mama for a walk."

    May 5, 2008

  • What are the rules?

    May 5, 2008

  • Huh. Weirdnet says that they're "probably extinct." Regardless, may I humbly suggest Yo Mama?

    May 5, 2008

  • What about its sister vehicle, the Omnipresent?

    edit: Dude, I should try reading the list before I comment.

    May 2, 2008

  • Moo moo. Adverb, people, adverb.

    May 2, 2008

  • Nothing is better than a snorifice captured on film. Finally, the noisy offender has no recourse but to buy you doughnuts, if only to help you gain enough weight to join them in their nocturnal chorus.

    May 2, 2008

  • But wait until your teacher gets ahold of it:

    "I didn't grade your papers."

    "Gee-whiz, Miss Jennarenn! It's been, like, four months. What gives?"

    "Why do you hate freedom?"

    c_b: Oy. I was thinking that that road was called 264. See? No sense of direction.

    May 2, 2008

  • The question remains: huh?

    May 2, 2008

  • Yes, but why would you *want* take 295? (I haven't actually heard of a 295...but then I have no sense of direction.)

    May 1, 2008

  • .6% of people chose "other". What else could you call frosting/icing? Transfat Goodness???

    May 1, 2008

  • hee!

    May 1, 2008

  • My family always said "plum tuckered out". :)

    May 1, 2008

  • Plum is one of my favorite renegade adjectives.

    May 1, 2008

  • This is the only nickname that has ever been expressly forbidden by the recipient. (Note: not all recipients are aware of their nicknames.)

    April 29, 2008

  • Short for Brian.

    April 29, 2008

  • You can't shorten Chi (like the tea), so I lengthened it.

    April 29, 2008

  • Amiel.

    April 29, 2008

  • Amiel.

    April 29, 2008

  • Short for Lauren.

    April 29, 2008

  • Amen to dat.

    April 29, 2008

  • This is actually the perfect nickname for my mother. She'll be so pleased.

    April 29, 2008

  • This list is delightful!

    April 29, 2008

  • Is this what happens when southerners buy a months's worth of bread and milk before the second flake hits the ground?

    April 29, 2008

  • Dang, reestee. *I* wanted to whip c_b into a fit of peek. No fair!

    April 29, 2008

  • *can't breathe*

    April 29, 2008

  • OOOOOHhhhhh. I gets it now. :)

    edit: No, I don't.

    edit of the edit: *now* I gets it.

    April 29, 2008

  • Which conversations????

    April 29, 2008

  • Sorry bilby, that was an American reference. Click and Clack are two car mechanics who have a humorous radio show where people call in with car problems and end up getting made fun of. I know that I've seen a few Car Talk lists on this site....

    April 3, 2008

  • Well, tsunamis have nothing to do with tides. The term was a misnomer from the start.

    April 3, 2008

  • It is a *shame* that I can't add this word to conversations.

    April 2, 2008

  • Click has always been the more personable of the two. (Incidentally, they're actually brothers.)

    April 2, 2008

  • This page is crying out for a song.

    April 2, 2008

  • Ohhh, some local chain restaurant douses them in cheese and butter. Yum!

    April 2, 2008

  • No worries. Glad to gross out the general public at any time of the night or day.

    Palooka, c_b is always right. They are nipples.

    April 2, 2008

  • Stuffies are some of my favorite lists to work on. The new open list format would make an interesting twist.

    April 2, 2008

  • Awesome! I'm going to be so sad when the tomato reverts back to the original, although the rest of the site is welcome to do so.)

    April 2, 2008

  • Ah, it tricked me too! See my comment under font.

    April 2, 2008

  • That made my day. :)

    April 2, 2008

  • In college, I had a male acquaintance whole swore up and down that he could get a "milky fluid" to drain from his nipples with about 20 minutes of massaging the area. I never bothered to verify his claim.

    April 2, 2008

  • Holy smokes! John changed the font while I was away.

    April 2, 2008

  • Hey Fred,

    I happen to love your username. Welcome to Wordie.

    :) Jen

    March 17, 2008

  • skip, if it's any consolation, I totally thought of asteroids.

    cricket, you make me smile. You are *definitely* not supposed to know that word.

    c_b, thanks for the subtlety. :)

    March 11, 2008

  • As someone whose Wordie time is severely limited between September and June, there are times when I'd appreciate a way to filter comments. Personally, I simply can't keep up anymore. I love that you guys are enjoying yourselves, but I do miss being in the thick of things. :) Jen

    March 10, 2008

  • I think I may have seen your scallops at a recent holiday bash, drinking it up.

    March 3, 2008

  • Hahahahahah!!!! Good one, sionnach.

    February 28, 2008

  • reesetee! This is the perfect starting point for a "What is a chained_bear?" list! Oh, the reprisals!!!

    February 28, 2008

  • What??? Do you really mean to tell me that bananas don't grow in that semicircle shape???

    February 28, 2008

  • Agreed. American Airlines, however, does not. (I'm back.) :)

    February 28, 2008

  • c_b, I've just heard that the Surry House reopened! (See Carry Me Back to Old Virginia.) Can you confirm these reports????

    February 19, 2008

  • Ha ha ha! Gotta love those people who need to have the last word. ;) (Ooo! Is there a stuffie for have?)

    February 18, 2008

  • But I love Crisco! Have you ever had whoopie pies? The filling is Crisco and powdered sugar. Yum!!!

    February 18, 2008

  • I've actually seen costumes *nearly* that bad at real ballroom competitions.

    February 18, 2008

  • I *love* the pizza flavor that's surrounded by pretzel. The cracker tubes aren't nearly as good.

    February 17, 2008

  • To be fair, they were a new food for me too.

    February 17, 2008

  • Dear Virginia,

    This holiday is sketch. Please call it Martin Luther King Jr. Day like the other 49 states.

    Love,

    jennarenn

    February 17, 2008

  • My roommate swears that Hydrox cookies were better.

    February 17, 2008

  • That would make a really great geek necklace. :)

    February 17, 2008

  • They are even better when "stuffed" with soft-serve. My favorite shack stopped selling spearmint ones. :(

    February 17, 2008

  • That's okay. I'm usually bumbling around, missing innuendos left and right. Just wait.

    February 15, 2008

  • Excellent!

    February 15, 2008

  • skip, do you ever mush dogs?

    February 15, 2008

  • There's a limit?! I cry fowl.

    February 15, 2008

  • Congrats! You add some fun words. :)

    February 15, 2008

  • YOU WIN!!! I love your username and just added it to this list. Congratulations.

    :) jennarenn

    February 14, 2008

  • jennarenn wuz here.

    February 14, 2008

  • c_b, that was...perfect.

    February 14, 2008

  • But I really do want to know! Do you just...this is so unfair! Now I can't ask the question. ARGH!!!

    February 14, 2008

  • Oh, wait. This might be my favorite.

    February 14, 2008

  • I dunno seanahan. Balls may have been covered once or twice. ;)

    February 14, 2008

  • Timely.

    February 14, 2008

  • Possibly my favorite.

    February 14, 2008

  • Ah-ha! J.K. Rowling has an amazing vocabulary. Totally thought that this word was madeupical.

    February 14, 2008

  • I *love* P.D.Q. Bach!!! How do you play a dill piccolo?

    February 14, 2008

  • My parents had an odd sense of humor.

    February 14, 2008

  • Actually, I'm not sure. Depends on your definition of pop music.

    February 13, 2008

  • Somewhere, there is a picture of me sporting a gold slap bracelet in the early 90s.

    February 13, 2008

  • Clue got expanded into a movie at some point in the 80s. It's the only movie I know of with three different endings.

    February 13, 2008

  • Well, then it's a happy accident that she didn't make the list. :)

    -jen-I-never-claimed-I-could-spell-worth-squat-a-renn

    February 13, 2008

  • This is one of the few lists that would actually be better in real life. :) (Not meant as a diss on yo' list.)

    Seriously, can you imagine some of the real-life items that lists represent just piled on top of each other? Then again, maybe you can't. I tend to find my own fun.

    February 13, 2008

  • Why does this need to be explained? Have some people actually missed out on the entire s'more experience?!?!?!

    *collapses in a histrionic fit*

    February 13, 2008

  • Which means that he can also stalk you. *waggles eyebrows at reestee*

    February 13, 2008

  • Burmese are good for that. :)

    February 13, 2008

  • Yessssss. Good memory. :)

    February 12, 2008

  • Excellent! I tooked it.

    February 12, 2008

  • I was made to read Leaves of Grass in school. I know some people love that stuff, but I wasn't a fan at the time. See Free Associations list.

    February 12, 2008

  • Author of Little House on the Prairie. While I'm at it, is this legal on the Free Association list?

    edit: Beaten to the punch. Laura Ingles will have to float off into the blue (white?) until somebody claims her.

    February 12, 2008

  • Wasn't there a word for this? I seem to remember something about somebody's father....

    February 12, 2008

  • ???

    February 12, 2008

  • Hahahahaha!!! Vandanbladderstiddle. Of course.

    February 12, 2008

  • Yep, that's both the rose and the thorn.

    February 12, 2008

  • Often the currency of toilet-training for little boys. (vandanbladderstiddles????)

    February 12, 2008

  • Wordies love puns. Here's a new one from fearnought screen.

    February 12, 2008

  • The problem is that pronk is the first word that I free-associate with stot. While I am thrilled that both words made it on the list, I see an endless loop up ahead. Somebody else needs to take the reigns.

    February 12, 2008

  • Oooo!!!! Good inside joke. Thanks. :)

    February 11, 2008

  • See todal. I'll come up with some quirky replacement comment in the future.

    February 11, 2008

  • See histrionically, where I WAS NOT MENTIONED EVEN ONCE!!!!!

    February 11, 2008

  • Yes, but is there a cool Greek word for that?

    February 11, 2008

  • You just want an excuse to add more words. ;) Be my guest.

    February 11, 2008

  • John, I think we may be talking about the same recipie. Mine only has four ingredients: broccoli, crackers, butter, and Velveeta.

    February 11, 2008

  • What I love is those tubs of spreadable port wine cheese. Slightly sketch; perfectlty wonderful. (I also have a good recipie that calls for Velveeta, but I never know what to do with the rest of the brick.)

    February 10, 2008

  • Reelly, folk dancing isn't all that exciting. I prefer swing any day of the week.

    February 10, 2008

  • Baby's breath, with thanks to Treeseed.

    February 10, 2008

  • Wasn't that actually one guy who sang all the parts?

    Treeseed: Love your list title.

    February 10, 2008

  • I am eternally grateful that that's NOT my number. Can you imagine the crank calls?

    February 10, 2008

  • That's the beautiful thing about words. You can be as greedy as you like, and there's still enough to go around.

    February 10, 2008

  • As in, accordion music is absolutely the worst noise!!!! Who listens to that stuff???

    February 10, 2008

  • Best pop piccolo solo ever.

    February 10, 2008

  • Oh, my. I didn't send a card. My apologies to the owner of the fish.

    February 7, 2008

  • Desist!

    February 7, 2008

  • Somebody should toadally add expoazed.

    February 7, 2008

  • When I think of Palestine, I think of Biblical characters truding through sand. See skipvia's Free Association list.

    February 7, 2008

  • I *have* had the chocolate Twizzlers, and I admit that they confused me. They have the texture of licorice and the flavor of chocolate. Now if you found something with the opposite features, I could be a fan.

    February 5, 2008

  • Hee-hee. It's usually left to uselessness to spice up the conversation with a dashing pun. Wonder where he's gone.

    February 5, 2008

  • I recently had these in the raw, and they are wonderful! Taste just like the sodas.

    February 5, 2008

  • I love that you love that expression. Almost makes me wish I could carry it off.

    February 5, 2008

  • There you are! Welcome back. I'm gratified to see that even Wordie greats can still learn stuff. Gives me hope.

    February 5, 2008

  • Oh, you would have the inside scoop. Poor c_b. (Really? In January???)

    February 5, 2008

  • Finding my head register changed my life. Suddenly I could sing more than an entire octave. Amazing!

    February 4, 2008

  • Just when I think we've listed it all....

    February 4, 2008

  • I have 999 words. I'd like to add another couple of lists, but I find myself reluctant to get into the quadruple digits. Maybe I can find something to prune first....

    February 4, 2008

  • January is a slow time in the Let's Talk About Old Stuff industry. I'm betting that c_b is on vacation.

    February 4, 2008

  • Includes classics such as, "Trashy Women", "Pickup Man", and "The Fishin' Song".

    February 4, 2008

  • I read all of my mother's decorator magazines throughout middle and high school. Chinoiserie was often used to describe antiques.

    See skipvia's Free Association List.

    February 4, 2008

  • Cool!

    February 4, 2008

  • Pack (I will pack your suitcase for you.)

    i (short I)

    Stan (like the name)

    /pack-i-stan/

    How do other people pronounce it?

    February 4, 2008

  • Hmmm, do we have an out stuffie?

    February 4, 2008

  • Update: Liquorice Altoids have surfaced in a local Trader Joe's. There was much rejoicing!

    February 4, 2008

  • I would think so. We're just all lazy bums.

    January 31, 2008

  • So...what would you call a band that performs in a women's restroom? It wasn't great music, but the venue was memorable. It's also the only event I've ever attended that was broken up by the police. :)

    January 31, 2008

  • That's okay. Wordie is very forgiving. You can ignore her for months, and she'll still give you a monster hug when you return. :)

    January 31, 2008

  • Oh! Oh! Oh! I can't wait to go home and find The Sleep Book. We used to quote that one 'round the jennarenn house.

    January 29, 2008

  • Somedays (weeks, months) you just have to give up and accept that you missed out.

    January 29, 2008

  • Thanks, sionnach. gangerh, out of curiosity, what's the matter with Essex girls?

    January 29, 2008

  • Some of us, however, has a bear to cross.

    January 29, 2008

  • Oh my. What are we calling the actual Canadians?

    January 29, 2008

  • WONDERFUL on scones, and it's got that great short o sound to boot.

    Fortunately, jennarenn's waistline is not affected by her wordie comments. When posting becomes caloric, she'll be in trouble. ;)

    January 29, 2008

  • I must not be as sensitive as other folks, but it sure is a fun list.

    January 28, 2008

  • Totally thought that this was a reference for women.

    January 28, 2008

  • He is pretty dreamy. ;)

    January 28, 2008

  • Huh?

    January 28, 2008

  • I think it's parked outside in my driveway tonight. ;)

    January 28, 2008

  • Are these all B&J flavors? What's in Blue Moon?

    January 27, 2008

  • What about the supermarket Piggly Wiggly?

    January 27, 2008

  • Our family's favorite Mr. Ed episode was the one where he's driving a van. You see this hoof step on the gas, which just sent us into fits of giggles. When Ed (inevitably) gets pulled over, he's wearing goggles, a scarf, and a driving cap. Brilliant show.

    January 27, 2008

  • Lovely! I approve of windmills in any form.

    January 27, 2008

  • You have a lovely username. I'm a big fan of the sprout myself.

    January 23, 2008

  • D'oh, I already made that comment!

    January 23, 2008

  • I LOVED that book!!! I also really want that recipie. :D

    January 23, 2008

  • Charm bracelets are less than charming. I find that they tend to get in the way.

    January 23, 2008

  • I coached a summer league team for five years and always wanted to get my kids these really cool trophies. If you scroll down you'll see that the swimmer is actually horizontal. They were out of our price range, but the team got me one as a going-away present. :)

    January 23, 2008

  • c_b, I think we may need a picture of your desk. It is far more pimped out than any other to date.

    January 23, 2008

  • Lovely. Does Jesus go here, or does he get a list of his own?

    January 22, 2008

  • I was just coming here to ask about the awkward turtle. Is the awkward starfish another cool, new thing that high schoolers are doing? I feel ancient.

    January 22, 2008

  • VA actually has some nice, non-sketchy ones.

    January 22, 2008

  • cute :)

    January 22, 2008

  • Oooo, good use of y'all. One point for The Uselessness.

    January 22, 2008

  • Gumby!

    Legos!

    January 22, 2008

  • There are now two more steps: cool and call (911).

    January 22, 2008

  • I love that song, but I called it "Please Share My Umbrella" for years.

    January 22, 2008

  • Ho. Lee. Cow.

    January 22, 2008

  • :)

    January 20, 2008

  • I love lemon curd!!!

    January 20, 2008

  • It's it great how loophole has so many loops and holes? Somebody had a list for words like this....

    January 20, 2008

  • You may have found a loophole.

    January 20, 2008

  • Yes, you already have more words than I do. Congrats!

    January 20, 2008

  • Expresso, reestee, expresso. You're an ignorant American, for crying out loud. Get it "right"! ;)

    January 20, 2008

  • Really??? He didn't do that when they played at Wolftrap. *miffed*

    January 20, 2008

  • You should just go back to college. Never have I ever had such blindingly fast Internet as when I was studying too much to enjoy it.

    January 20, 2008

  • Really? I love all things fried, but...pickles?

    January 20, 2008

  • Yes I AM!

    *sniff*

    *runs away crying*

    January 20, 2008

  • Yay! I'm glad somebody else watches bad flash videos.

    January 20, 2008

  • Hee.

    January 20, 2008

  • Yes. This is how every bad ballet knick knack depicts ballerinas. They often get it just slightly wrong, which drives me CRAZY.

    January 19, 2008

  • Oh no! What did the poor little accordion say to get you so stirred up?

    c_b, I *need* the name of that band.

    January 19, 2008

  • Every time I hear the chicken dance, I think back to last year when some kids in a colleague's class could hula hoop while doing the chicken dance.

    January 19, 2008

  • Hey dubek,

    Dearth? Really? Hmmm, I have to admit it's been too long since I've read an actual article, so I'll go ahead and believe you. Have you ever read one called, The World is Round, p<.05? I'm not into psyc stats, but that one was pretty entertaining.

    :) jennarenn

    January 19, 2008

  • I love your username. Mind if I get draggled myself?

    January 18, 2008

  • How about please and thank you?

    January 18, 2008

  • You need to laugh more often. Try bananaphone. :)

    January 18, 2008

  • Everyone's had more sleep than you have, Mr. or Ms. -I-have-over-seven-THOUSAND-comments. ;)

    January 18, 2008

  • At first, I didn't realize that this was an open list. Brilliant, uselessness, brilliant.

    January 18, 2008

  • Oy, five words and I'm already behind. ;)

    January 18, 2008

  • It's an open list. Feel free to add any word you think would fit. Just make sure to link to the original conversation if it didn't occur on the word in question. :)

    January 18, 2008

  • Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger.

    MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!

    January 18, 2008

  • I'm sorry reestee, but you'd be friend #151. I'll put you first on my waiting list until somebody moves, dies, or gets surgically conjoined to their boy/girlfriend's hip.

    January 18, 2008

  • Can you imagine? Thousands of feverish Ivy League hopefuls would pitch a fit and fall in it.

    January 18, 2008

  • Why would you want your toast burnt?

    January 18, 2008

  • There are rummored to be photos of me in full Napoleon regalia, doing The Dance. I had a 'fro, a lame 80s t-shirt, boots, and a liger name-tag. They will not be uploaded onto this site.

    P.S. Hooray for Wordie at work. Don't know when that happened. :)

    January 18, 2008

  • Why 55 bottles? I think that 54 is feeling a little left out.

    January 17, 2008

  • Zoom, zoom, zoom!

    January 17, 2008

  • ???

    January 17, 2008

  • Code Blue!!! Code Blue!!!

    January 17, 2008

  • Yeah, John usually cleans these things up. He'll probably leave this one since other wordies have been having fun with it.

    January 17, 2008

  • Poor little Wordie is just over a year old. It has only just started tottering off towards the outskirts of the English language.

    January 17, 2008

  • Elementary! He's a fellow teacher!!!

    January 17, 2008

  • Dang it, u. There's tea all over my roommate's couch and she's gonna be stinkin' ticked!

    January 17, 2008

  • My thought exactly.

    January 17, 2008

  • Druidy-druid? It's been ten hours and nobody's questioned that?

    January 16, 2008

  • People get stuff removed all of the time. I think that the difference is that they don't sedate the babies to the same degree that they would an adult. The poor little boys are fussy for a while after they've had the procedure, understandably so.

    January 16, 2008

  • Ick! Do we really need a word for this?

    January 15, 2008

  • Very uncommon among high schoolers in public places.

    January 15, 2008

  • It's a poplar passtime 'round these parts.

    January 15, 2008

  • Hey c_b,

    You misspelled dummer.

    ;) Jen

    January 15, 2008

  • This list also explains why frass is so entertaining.

    January 15, 2008

  • We're knot crazy.

    January 15, 2008

  • I'd love to go to a Boggle gathering as long as I didn't have to, you know, actually play Boggle. Hate that game. (!) I know, I know. I'm a wordie, but can't spell worth...frass.

    January 15, 2008

  • Frass is an eminently useful word.

    January 15, 2008

  • Eh, 28K? I remember walking uphill in the snow to get to my 2K modem back in the mid 90s and loving every minute of it.

    January 15, 2008

  • Reminds me of foobar. :)

    January 15, 2008

  • You're right. He might start talking again. ;)

    January 15, 2008

  • You oughta write Ronnie and tell him about the ghosty oppression going on around these parts.

    January 15, 2008

  • u, I was just going to leave a comment to that effect. Get outta my mind. :)

    January 15, 2008

  • Sadly, some of us don't have access to wordie during work hours. I find that it severely curtails my ability to get into the thick of things. TSB, do check out slumry's comments. She racked up over 1200 comments in under three months. Amazing.

    January 15, 2008

  • Thanks c_b. I always forget the details.

    January 14, 2008

  • Half a llama

    twice the lama....

    January 10, 2008

  • cellular.

    January 10, 2008

  • Also, home to some hott Normal Rockwell paintings.

    January 10, 2008

  • Hee. It took me a few minutes to realize that eleven thousand words wasn't hyperbole.

    January 10, 2008

  • It's pages like this that make me want to print out wordie and bind it into a book. Wouldn't you just love to flip through the pages and hear the paper rustle? A year from now, will I remember this little thread? If I do, will I be able to find it??? I remember a similar episode on a long-forgotten word. Something about somebody wanted to display their leet knowledge of something. What will we do when we can't remember where to find all the good conversations? :(

    edit: I found it! The comment was made on ennui. My faith in Wordie is restored. :)

    January 10, 2008

  • Amazing. We've found something just a little too weird for Weird Al.

    January 10, 2008

  • Could somebody post a link? (yawn) I'm too lazy to search.

    January 10, 2008

  • I'm too tired to post the link, but I have a link to my livejournal on my wordie profile. :)

    January 10, 2008

  • Ahhhhh!!!! bilby, you're brilliant!!! I totally call the banana phone tunie!!!!!!

    (And here's a few more exclamation marks for fun!!!!!!)

    Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping...!

    January 8, 2008

  • The Surry House was where I first sampled peanut soup. They also had these amazing apple fritters that were simply *smothered* in powdered sugar that they served as a side instead of a dessert. Your arteries are thanking you as you're reading this.

    January 8, 2008

  • c_b, I'm shocked! The Pork, Pine, and Peanut Festival is only a ferry away, over in Surry County. Certainly you visited the Surry House before its untimely demise.

    A little background for you out-of-towners: Surry County can only support one restaurant. One of my favorite greasy spoons, the Surry House, shut down within a year of some fancy new restaurant opening up.

    January 8, 2008

  • I don't mind listing URLs as words, but the link should be on the comment page, not a direct link from the list. (I don't know if that's what you mean, but I thought it should be mentioned.)

    January 7, 2008

  • I've seen the pimp roll executed with four (yes, four!) pairs of basketball shorts sagged from the waist down the the knees. Hilarious.

    January 6, 2008

  • Manassass, Toano, Staunton, and of course Shenandoah.

    c_b, I am just a tiny little bit jealous that you got to Kiptopeke first. ;) Have you ever been in the autumn?

    January 6, 2008

  • Good song. :) I've also been to Newfoundland, but didn't have quite the same experience. Perhaps vacationing with the folks cramped my style.

    January 6, 2008

  • It may even suck out loud on ligonberry toast, but we'll have to check that with the modulator.

    January 4, 2008

  • It may even suck out loud on ligonberry toast, but we'll have to check that with the modulator.

    January 4, 2008

  • Really? I don't think that they're all that much to look at.

    January 4, 2008

  • a_z is a guy?! I never guess correctly.

    No worries, I'm not going anywhere. I'm just more unemployed available during the summers. :)

    January 4, 2008

  • Just read this as "cute as the chickens".

    January 4, 2008

  • You don't like Red Hots???? Have you ever had one that came with its very own lebkuchen attached to the back?

    January 4, 2008

  • I've heard that nuns do a really great LOOK OF DEATH. Never had the good fortune to be Catholic, so I missed all the "fun".

    January 4, 2008

  • Nah, reestee had us at "excrement".

    January 4, 2008

  • Or heee could just bee heemself.

    January 4, 2008

  • Red Hots are spicy little cinnamon candies sold in the US. My grandma used the frost the lebkuchen with white icing and place three little Red Hots in a cluster on the top of the lucky cookies. Less fortunate treats got a lonely nut.

    January 4, 2008

  • How fun! I haven't been on in ages, and what do I find but a comment directed at me right there on front page. I'd at least add pronk, but it's your list. :)

    January 4, 2008

  • Well, the only thing a teacher really needs to do is shoot you is the LOOK OF DEATH. Collecting the heads could get her classroom all messy.

    January 4, 2008

  • Could we get a description?

    edit: Moo, moo, see the comment on the Cookie Monster list.

    January 4, 2008

  • German spice cookies with all kind of wonderful stuff inside of them. You want the ones topped with redhots instead of walnuts.

    January 4, 2008

  • I always eat the entire roll, which is why I can't buy them anymore. :( They're even better frozen!

    January 4, 2008

  • I've always wondered how you pronouced words with an ampersand in them.

    January 4, 2008

  • I think it's a teacher trick to choose one or two vocab words and beat them to death during the year. I had a geometry teacher who was particularly fond of superfluous. Dawdle is my personal mission for the 07/08 school year.

    January 4, 2008

  • Freddie Munster wore these throughout the entire series.

    December 31, 2007

  • Did you go there?

    December 31, 2007

  • A great way to get women

    to be "just friends".

    December 30, 2007

  • I'm sorry dear. Try to think about brie or funnel cakes or bacon. That always makes me feel better. :)

    December 30, 2007

  • Little boys used to have to wait until they were eightish (?) until they got to wear long pants.

    December 30, 2007

  • Wa-hoo wa!

    December 30, 2007

  • Tom swifties? Here you go:

    "These are the propulsion systems used by NASA for the moonshots," said Tom apologetically.

    Apollo (as in Apollo 13)

    +

    Jet

    :) j

    December 30, 2007

  • Divorce? Really? Where are you looking?

    December 29, 2007

  • But then somebody new would add it, and then we'd have 667.

    December 29, 2007

  • One of my favorite ecosystems. :)

    December 29, 2007

  • I'm always a little behind, but a friend *just* showed me this.

    December 29, 2007

  • What a neat idea!

    December 20, 2007

  • "Who is your teacher?" strikes fear in the hearts of kids everywhere. :)

    December 20, 2007

  • Frankly u, I would not want the option, "Never show me comments by this user." People say dumb, insensitive things, and refusing them an audience is refusing them feedback as well as the opportunity to grow. :) I can think of several times when some of our best users forgot themselves, myself included.

    December 20, 2007

  • Horrible.

    December 19, 2007

  • Am I getting the literal translation correct? "To have han eye who said **** to the other?" It's been a while since French class.

    December 19, 2007

  • Isn't cheese-rolling a sister sport to zorbing?

    December 18, 2007

  • Yesssss! Somebody else finally listed it.

    December 18, 2007

  • Dear John,

    You rock like a good mica shist.

    Love and cookies,

    jennarenn

    December 18, 2007

  • Me too! After all, it is a small world. ;)

    December 18, 2007

  • I *love* that verse of Come, Thou Fount. Nobody else ever believes me. Do you happen to know what denomination supports that version? :) j

    December 18, 2007

  • Ah mollusque, if you're going to pick up after uselessness, you've got a looong way to go. Creating ghosts is what he actually gets paid to do; going to work is just a hobby. ;)

    December 18, 2007

  • What did the dominoes ever do to him?

    December 18, 2007

  • I know men (plural!) who lack, on average, three outta four of the aforementioned articles. If I have to:

    a. put my dirty trash into my clean purse,

    b. tote said trash across the den, or

    c. ask for assistance

    you ain't gettin' no second date.

    December 18, 2007

  • Dear Bachelors of the World,

    You need the following items in your bathroom:

    handsoap

    handtowel

    tiny trash can with a liner

    extra roll of tp

    Regards,

    jennarenn

    December 18, 2007

  • I'd rather have the bacon and die happy. See previous comments concerning fried goodness for clarification.

    December 12, 2007

  • "It only took me a month, but I finally get it, said Jenny elatedly.

    December 11, 2007

  • I am soooooo going to add this just as soon as this page lets me.

    December 11, 2007

  • Why would anyone *ever* need another monicker for the exquisitely named Ruddy Duck? I'm a little ashamed of the Commonwealth.

    December 8, 2007

  • Surly, you're not intimating that nonsense is anything less than valid?

    December 8, 2007

  • Yeah, pregnant women usually have enough papapapapain to look forward to already. ;)

    December 8, 2007

  • Here's a question: if I text from the States, will they give me the nearest location in Westminster?

    December 2, 2007

  • I sure can't see you. ;)

    December 1, 2007

  • Eh, I was thinking of random lists. It can go; I'm not too attached.

    November 29, 2007

  • Spammer???? I'm just very friendly. To people I don't know. Who need to purchase a new wristwatch.

    November 29, 2007

  • Hahahahahahah. I missed you guys. :)

    November 29, 2007

  • Thanks u, but some things are better left to the imagination.

    November 29, 2007

  • jenna and rejen. problem solved. :)

    November 29, 2007

  • Of course, now I'm looking at this category and thinking that it could go another way. Many of slumry's lists were simply what fell into her head that day. Take Some Wednesday words as an example.

    November 24, 2007

  • I'm really rather torn. I think that Word Guidelines for Wordie could fit in on either most innovative or best meta list. Thoughts?

    November 24, 2007

  • c_b is the master at this. I happen to love Things My Twenty-Pound Dog Has Eaten.

    November 24, 2007

  • georgielily is the queen of lovely lists. One of my personal favorites is Red.

    November 24, 2007

  • I'm also going to nominate Thunderfoot's Characters for a Jewish Star Wars.

    November 24, 2007

  • I'm going to nominate Reestee's Name Suggestions for Ultra-Compact Cars and Name Suggestions for Even Bigger SUVs and Trucks as a set.

    November 24, 2007

  • Could you possibly mean falter? :)

    November 24, 2007

  • Clearly, the study of Mike.

    November 24, 2007

  • I love your username! Is mikeropology the study of Mike? :) Jen

    November 24, 2007

  • You'll need to talk to John about that. It might cut down on membership.

    November 22, 2007

  • I nominate c_b. She's already got the necessary guns. ;)

    November 22, 2007

  • Fewer misspellings = fewer zombies

    That is to say, I don't think it's right to delete a 'word' once it has a comment on it. If we edit out the abandoned misspellings, there will be fewer opportunities to create zombies.

    November 22, 2007

  • Hmmm, I think that what Wordie needs is more Jens. Now where can I find another Jen...?

    November 22, 2007

  • Hey Michael,

    The tag page is beautiful today. Thank you.

    :) Jen

    November 22, 2007

  • You haven't *lived* until you've slept in a waterbed. :)

    November 22, 2007

  • Categories:

    Best Knee-slapper

    Most Innovative

    Best Meta list

    Best Aesthetic Bang for Your Buck

    Most likely to be found staring at the grass off in left field ;)

    Best All Around (I envision BAR as the Grand Prize.)

    November 22, 2007

  • Said friend actually pronounces it "lozenger", but that's still a darling limerick.

    November 21, 2007

  • My friend from up Minnesota just remarked, "There's no 'R'; I'm so suprised." Hahahahahah.

    November 21, 2007

  • I can! Just tell me who.

    November 21, 2007

  • "She must have had something going for her; she bagged Marilyn Manson."

    "If they brought you Marilyn Manson in a bag, would you actually want to bag Marilyn Manson?"

    November 21, 2007

  • Cool idea. See y'all for a discussion of contractions.

    November 21, 2007

  • where one lays the smack

    November 21, 2007

  • Introverted--not shy. :)

    November 21, 2007

  • Has anybody checked out the tags page recently? I admit, I'm a tad vexed by the direction that some of them are taking. Is there a way to clean them up or provide some guidelines?

    November 21, 2007

  • Was this list inspired by the pronk and stot conversation?

    November 21, 2007

  • Aw, you guys are too sweet. I still think that the Word Guidelines for Wordie needs to be in the running, b/c it was the first list used to convey an idea, rather than a list of words.

    Another thought: Could this evolve into a series of superlatives? Funniest? Best Breach of the Fourth Wall? Most Creative? Best All Around?

    Still another thought: Nobody's nominated Characters for a Jewish Star Wars, but it's consistently on people's favorites lists.

    November 21, 2007

  • Don't you mean alsome? ;) In any case, today I am cookiedoughivorous.

    November 21, 2007

  • My first reaction was, "THERE'S A SISTER SITE???" It's sad, I know.

    November 21, 2007

  • You'll never really know.

    November 21, 2007

  • I like how it's hidden somewhere in the middle.

    November 21, 2007

  • Cool! I love stuffies. :)

    November 20, 2007

  • Where do you shop?

    November 20, 2007

  • Didn't you used to have another hobby, editing or something? ;)

    November 20, 2007

  • I seem to have missed all the excitement. I'm fine with all the comments that were made in my name. Now where to add bug...?

    November 20, 2007

  • Neat idea. I've used sunny in the past. I think uselessness had a list where people submitted these. You ought to check it out.

    November 20, 2007

  • Yet another fabulous username.

    November 20, 2007

  • test

    November 19, 2007

  • Hi John: The comment function has gone totally crazy - some comments I have made are showing up attributed to others; some words don't allow me to comment, but ask me to log in. it seems i'm not the only one experiencing these difficulties.

    david

    November 19, 2007

  • Hey John,

    I saw on the main page that jennarenn commented on this word, saying she was unable to comment on certain words but could on others. I noticed this also--for example, neither jennarenn nor I can comment on the "bugs" page (it tells me to register or login) but we can on this one.

    Only, jennarenn's comment is not visible to me on this page, and nor is anyone else's.

    Noticed this with some other comments that were on the front page, including yours--went to respond but that page asked me to register or login.

    November 19, 2007

  • Hey John,

    I hope you're having a good day. I'm only signed into certain pages today. For example, I can't comment on bugs, but I can leave a comment on this page.

    :) Jen

    November 18, 2007

  • Wait a minute c_b, how can you tell?

    November 18, 2007

  • Of course it is. I didn't include eats babies, or any of my other bad habits. ;)

    November 18, 2007

  • Similar to a stick in the mud.

    November 17, 2007

  • Hey John,

    I just stumbled across your comment. Have you heard about this site called Wordie? It's like Flickr, but without the photos. You should check it out.

    :) Jennarenn

    November 16, 2007

  • uselessness's Word Guidelines for Wordie started a good discussion on how we wanted to use the site.

    November 16, 2007

  • Yeah, I was just gonna ask about that. ;) I can't choose one, but these two made me laugh out loud:

    Name Suggestions for Ultra-Compact Cars and "Name Suggestions for Even Bigger SUVs and Trucks" as a set.

    November 16, 2007

  • Thanks John! They're on the list.

    November 16, 2007

  • Thank you! You're so sweet.

    November 16, 2007

  • Attention fellow wordies: Papageno listed the s-word because it actually belonged on a list. A big words list? You don't need no stinkin' big words list. You're wordie enough to stick that sucker in context. So kick back and enjoy nice, cool congratulatory blurb on your profile, Mr. Schadenfreude-lister. You've earned it.

    November 16, 2007

  • They named a car after that guy?

    November 16, 2007

  • Also an adorable character from Star Wars. :)

    November 16, 2007

  • shoey rhymes with Chewy. I think it's adorable!

    November 16, 2007

  • Oh, I immediately thought of Chewy. :)

    November 16, 2007

  • Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

    November 16, 2007

  • It's a real word?

    November 16, 2007

  • Did you mean kerfuffle?

    November 16, 2007

  • When I was getting ready for college, my mom told me that duck boots would be all the rage. I have no idea why I believed her. They're clunky, uncomfortable, and they make your feet look even larger than they already are.

    November 16, 2007

  • It's also a brand of over-priced t-shirts.

    November 16, 2007

  • This is why peek-a-boo is so much fun for the little ones. They've just learned that when Daddy's face is covered by his hands, it doesn't actually cease to exist.

    November 16, 2007

  • your recess, storage, dryer?

    Is there a stuffie for plain, old out? I seem to remember that that may have been where slumry brought up out of pocket.

    November 16, 2007

  • I *knew* there had to be at least one list that reestee hadn't done yet. ;)

    November 16, 2007

  • Did we nominate pronk for woty07?

    edit: Glad to see that somebody was already on it. :)

    November 16, 2007

  • Awwww. Do you have pictures that you could post? What happened to them once they grew up?

    November 16, 2007

  • Oh. *smacks head*

    November 16, 2007

  • It might be too common, but what about a pride of lions? You seem to be giving ones like herd, flock, and swarm a pass, but I thought I'd offer it up.

    November 16, 2007

  • Hahahahahahah!!! Is this one for real?

    November 16, 2007

  • What does one ferret say to another who's crashed his party?

    I don't get all up in *your* business!

    November 16, 2007

  • That is so apt.

    November 16, 2007

  • Is that a reference?

    November 16, 2007

  • Good eye. How did you catch that?

    November 16, 2007

  • Zoiks! We're witnessing history in the making.

    November 16, 2007

  • Eh, I'm at home sick today. A pox on all websites that vex me this day!

    November 16, 2007

  • Interesting. Where are you getting these from?

    November 16, 2007

  • So, I decided to get to level 1 and work my way up. Interesting factoid: Oviparous is a nine levels lower than viviparous. Any thoughts on that? (Anyone?)

    By the way, nice idea for a list. :)

    November 16, 2007

  • Ok, how can opprobrium and officious both be at the same level?

    November 15, 2007

  • It gives me a warm little glow to look at the citations stats on the homepage (currently topping 35,000) and know that over a thousand of them are mine.

    November 15, 2007

  • Eeek!!! Hold her back, hold her back!

    November 15, 2007

  • ...of the joy of living....

    November 15, 2007

  • At last! A *legit* reason to list schadenfreude! Papageno, you won today's doorprize. Please step this way....

    November 15, 2007

  • Sometimes I really take issue with the way words are "leveled". No specific examples, maybe I should go play.

    November 15, 2007

  • Cute list!

    November 15, 2007

  • I want to hear more about the terrible towels.

    November 15, 2007

  • Ha! Wordie suggested this one when I tried to search for nettled. Type in n, and this will pop up first.

    November 15, 2007

  • You sound nettled. No worries, I mispell things all the time. ;)

    November 15, 2007

  • It's not global warming; it's just my impervious polyester leisure suit!

    November 15, 2007

  • I have no problem with junk. I just think it's crisper when they get it right. ;)

    edit: crisper? more crisp? Neither sounds right to my ear.

    November 15, 2007

  • Which is complete junk, because people with a TS clearance wouldn't be talking about work in public, much less a whispering gallery.

    I've heard that 24 has similar inaccuracies.

    November 15, 2007

  • RRRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

    November 15, 2007

  • Uh, oh. I think the wordworm crawled onto the wrong list!

    November 15, 2007

  • That was fun! Really gives me a fresh perspective on my dad's closet.

    November 15, 2007

  • Or, John could subdivide each list into pages of approximately 100 words.

    November 13, 2007

  • Sweet doll

    November 13, 2007

  • Ooo! Can somebody versed in graphic design put out the Wordie version of a Google doodle? I know that it would be completely useless, but I think that a birthday necessitates a little frivolity. Not that I'm thinking of anyone in particular....

    November 12, 2007

  • Can we stick this on a stuffie somewhere?

    November 12, 2007

  • Yeah, just looked at my own lists for the first time in ages. I think what was throwing me off is that you changed the name of your Bird Wirds list or something.

    November 12, 2007

  • Picture a custodian in his 50s high-fiving kids and telling them "It's ALL good!" Mr. X walks around like he’s got the best job on Earth. I used to be a naysayer, but then my perspective changed.

    November 12, 2007

  • Hehehe. Did you redo your lists, c_b? I *know* that your second list didn't used to be a Tunie.

    November 12, 2007

  • Could loggerheads ever be at loggerheads? They seem too placid.

    November 12, 2007

  • Actually, uncut cabbage will last for about a month in the fridge. ;)

    November 12, 2007

  • So my friend decided that The Painted Veil would be a "fun" Friday night movie.

    November 10, 2007

  • HATE, HATE, HATE!!!! But only when applied to pants. I cannot begin to express how much I disliked stirrup pants, even when they were in fashion. They press on your knees in the most unpleasant way.

    November 8, 2007

  • I know it's wrong, but it always looks like IN-cho-ate to my eye. Why didn't the queen consult me when she fashyned her English? Hmph!

    November 8, 2007

  • That is some serious username you got going on. Can we call you Chano, or just The FIST?

    November 8, 2007

  • Really? You are simply filled to the brim with useful tidbits, even eight months later.

    November 8, 2007

  • I happen to love your list names.

    November 8, 2007

  • Funny, I think an aversion to slugs is rather normal.

    (Points for your use of queer!)

    November 8, 2007

  • Tell me more, tell me more!

    November 4, 2007

  • I wish I could take the credit. Sadly, that one was stolen from a commercial I was watching while on Wordie.

    November 3, 2007

  • The name Orpah always reminds me of the word porpoise.

    November 2, 2007

  • I get my words from all over Wordie. :)

    November 2, 2007

  • What's your beef with tuna fish?

    November 2, 2007

  • She's confirmed it on her show.

    November 2, 2007

  • Good. We're all over at my place, eating my mom's cookies.

    November 2, 2007

  • What about good one-liners? We have them in spades.

    November 2, 2007

  • Yes reestee, in the South there are Wawas in the South.

    November 2, 2007

  • I cried. Thank you, Mr. Uselessness.

    November 2, 2007

  • Who says that nicknames have to be short? I'd argue that it can be long with a nice flow.

    November 2, 2007

  • What was that?

    It's our savings.

    What's it doing?

    Making a sandwich.

    November 2, 2007

  • OH MY WORD, there are definitions on the word pages!!! Every time I take a day or two off, the place completely changes. Our little Wordie is growing up so fast.

    November 2, 2007

  • I believe it's actually illegal to plant in some states.

    November 2, 2007

  • uselessness taught me how on this list.

    November 2, 2007

  • I am decidedly a member of the "crown" camp. So how's about them apples?

    November 2, 2007

  • Tag!

    November 2, 2007

  • Also, something to keep your skirts at their fullest.

    October 30, 2007

  • Outlets? Like the one that my student tried to stick her finger in the other day? Aie! No hyperbole here. No substance either. ;)

    October 30, 2007

  • Oh my goodness! A friend and I stopped by this tiny convenience store in the mountains of South Carolina. There was a bulletin board by the door simply plastered in Polaroids of terminated turkeys and deceased deer. Each photo was labeled with the animal's size and the hunter's name. This was also the store where we saw the KKK bumper sticker. Sketchy....

    October 28, 2007

  • White on rice! One of my coworkers uses this expression, and I love it.

    October 28, 2007

  • My dad says, "I swannie!" No clue how to spell that.

    October 28, 2007

  • No, y'all just don't know yourselves very well. ;)

    October 28, 2007

  • Sounds perfectly logical to me. I usually keep my raccoons in the tool shed, but a nook would work well too.

    October 26, 2007

  • They have their own website! Silly things always make my day.

    October 26, 2007

  • Hahahahahahah. Can't wait to see what else you've cooked up when I come back. :)

    October 26, 2007

  • I love this list. I kinda hate that I love this list, but it's wonderfully funny! It reminds me of that country act, Big & Rich. They have the worst songs, and I enjoy them all. :)

    October 26, 2007

  • chained_bear is caffeinated. It's either c_b or r--I know we've had a conversation about this.

    jennarenn is fried goodness.

    John is dissociative. ???

    reesetee is abecedarian. Really, this fits everybody.

    rocksinmypockets is winsome.

    seanahan is sophistical. I might actually bet real monopoly money on this one. ;)

    skipvia is tenacious. ???

    uselessness is rapprochemental. He gets people together.

    P.S. We got report card forms today. I'll be out of pocket until the 6th.

    P.P.S. What adjective do you think slumry would choose for herself?

    October 26, 2007

  • So true. I always feel like a bit of a parasite, but the comments are so much more fun and low-stress.

    October 26, 2007

  • Always makes me wonder, "what was George thinking?"

    October 24, 2007

  • Syrinx?

    October 24, 2007

  • Awww. They were so much better than toe shoes! Brings back memories of Miss Belastrachi fussing at me to keep my arms up. :)

    October 23, 2007

  • I did find the following delightful notes at the end of "Deconstructing Astronomy's Holy Grail" by Steve Nadis (AIR May/June 2006).

    2. I can't cite any official "source" for this statement, but trust me, it's true.

    3. Hinted at (though not explicitly detailed) in the aforementioned "In Search of the Holy Grail," Annals of Improbable Research, March/April 1996, pp. 4-6...

    21. Reference unknown; lost by the editor of this journal (though he is certain to deny it and cast blame elsewhere--on a surrogate, perhaps).

    22. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle never wrote this mystery but surely would have had there been an additional installment in the Sherlock Holmes saga.

    23. You can be sure I have much more to say on this subject, but my editor is kind of stingy when it comes to "word count." Fortunately, he tends to get tired by the end of a wearying article like this and, as a result, inattentive. If you are reading this note, you can be sure he never got this far. His loss is our gain.

    Tee-hee. There were other footnotes, but they weren't funny.

    October 23, 2007

  • That makes me sad. It's such a pretty word for a dabbler.

    October 22, 2007

  • "Monosyllabic isn't." -skipvia

    October 21, 2007

  • You're so good. (I'm also positively *thrilled* that somebody else is on right now.) :)

    October 21, 2007

  • I like pukkin. :) I think we all understand that you were joking, but I much prefer when stabby is directed at the words themselves.

    October 21, 2007

  • Actually it's the frass, as well as the expired crickets themselves. Ugh.

    October 21, 2007

  • Shirt quote: why the heck is "monosyllabic" five freakin' syllables?

    Good one c_b.

    October 21, 2007

  • c_b, the same thing happened to me. I ended up leaving the list.

    October 21, 2007

  • palooka, you are spot on. I responded to my dry period by deleting lists.

    October 20, 2007

  • It seems most wordies have something else on their minds.

    October 20, 2007

  • I love your username.

    October 20, 2007

  • In the past seven days, 1851 comments were made by the top ten alone. It was *quite* a week.

    October 20, 2007

  • Ah, pumpkin. I had that nickname as a child. It was pronounced PUMP! kin.

    *waiting to see if Seanahan will add PUMP!kin* ;)

    October 20, 2007

  • about what?

    October 20, 2007

  • Crickets are only icky when you keep them confined to cages for weeks. Then the smell gets pretty intense.

    October 20, 2007

  • My roommate just saw a t-shirt last night that read, "Will knit for tattoos." I thought that it was cute.

    October 20, 2007

  • Where?

    October 20, 2007

  • moritherapy, you might want to click on the word struwwelpeter and leave your comment there too. Lots of cool conversations happen on the words themselves, and you don't want to miss out. :)

    The words on this list are good examples.

    October 20, 2007

  • wig out

    October 19, 2007

  • Good one.

    October 19, 2007

  • But some people's mothers chose ugly silver!

    Hi mom.

    October 19, 2007

  • Have a slice.

    October 19, 2007

  • I posted the answer on your profile so future generations would have the opportunity to figure it out for themselves. :)

    October 19, 2007

  • I wonder who's kissing her now. :)

    October 19, 2007

  • soitoldthatfool all about my drinking problem.

    October 19, 2007

  • spookymilk occasionally inhabits my fridge.

    P.S. That is the very FIRST hyperlink that I have ever done from memory. :D

    October 19, 2007

  • Great list c_b!

    October 19, 2007

  • Cool! Anybody know how high the levels go?

    October 19, 2007

  • Such as reestee's lists of words for tiny cars and huge suvs? If I had the time I'd make those lists into some cool merch. (hint, hint)

    October 18, 2007

  • Oooo! Sounds like we need our own walnut-paneled lounge filled with cigar smoke, lofty conversation, and crystal decanters good gin.

    October 18, 2007

  • Ooo, trivet and I have matching lists!

    October 18, 2007

  • I remember a week, back in the dark ages, when I was on top with about sixty comments. Times change.

    October 18, 2007

  • My personal term for all that God created to help tighten up those arteries. Some examples include bacon, hush puppies, apple fritters with powdered sugar, fried chicken, and homemade doughnuts.

    October 18, 2007

  • Skip, you've got to stop hanging around the uselessness.

    October 18, 2007

  • The soundtrack is back! Who did that?

    *huming along*

    October 18, 2007

  • Eek!!!!

    October 18, 2007

  • Eh. Eraser marks cost me my A back in 9th grade keyboarding class. I'm less nostalgic.

    October 18, 2007

  • How do you know this? Are there pictures?

    October 18, 2007

  • ...making it even *easier* to teach children to read.

    October 18, 2007

  • I love the list title. :)

    October 18, 2007

  • Excellent suggestion.

    October 17, 2007

  • I'm way behind in my reading, so I just read your post John. In fact, I did a rather embarassing little dance. I've been *wanting* a wordie t-shirt. Particularly anything I can wear in front of other people's kids. If we're taking requests, I would be up for a stuffie shirt. :)

    In addition to my conversations list, check out chit-chat and idle chatter. Right now they're organized by legnth, but that needs to be redone. I'll turn it in with my TPS report.

    October 17, 2007

  • Wearing a sea foam green polyester suit with a pink ruffled shirt and white patent leather shoes takes moxie.

    On a side note, why isn't sea foam one word? Both Dictionary.com & Word want to split in half. I think that the two halves want to sit together.

    October 17, 2007

  • Kilts of any sort are alluring. Alton Brown needs a utilikilt.

    October 17, 2007

  • Your dog knows NASCAR???

    October 16, 2007

  • Just wanted to apologize in case my comments on rhythm belcher came out the wrong way. You weren't the one I was worried about. :)

    October 16, 2007

  • Five down, 264 to go!

    October 16, 2007

  • Ah, I wonder if that's the same Holly Wood that I've heard of.

    October 16, 2007

  • I have a student named Quinn this year. I've been playing Quinn the Eskimo in my head ever since planning week. Every time I call the child's name, it starts over.

    Moral: Don't name your child Quinn.

    October 16, 2007

  • Wow. I just realized that people actually *could* stalk me online. Why don't you friend me instead? :)

    October 15, 2007

  • Then stalk away. :)

    October 15, 2007

  • Don't be greedy.

    October 15, 2007

  • How exactly do you stalk people on Facebook if you only know their username?

    October 15, 2007

  • Meant only in the most complementary manner.

    October 15, 2007

  • Maybe you could set the building on fire.

    October 15, 2007

  • But will you still love it tomorrow?

    October 15, 2007

  • You must be practicing for your TS clearance!

    October 15, 2007

  • If I were that skinny, I'd be one happy camper. ;)

    October 15, 2007

  • I'd like to get my hands on the dweeb who wrote that!

    October 15, 2007

  • And yet, you keep telling us all about New Mexico.

    October 15, 2007

  • Great ideas, seanahan!

    October 15, 2007

  • Anybody remember the Zero bar? It only had 60 g of sugar!

    October 15, 2007

  • Wha? *hangs head*

    October 13, 2007

  • Hahahahahahhahahaha. See waxed paper.

    October 13, 2007

  • You are SSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wrong!

    October 13, 2007

  • I am afraid that I may be out of The Loop as well. We'll just start our own loop. One that maybe can work on my work maybe not blocking wordie during work hours. Just a thought.

    October 13, 2007

  • Ditto. I couldn't LOL because I couldn't breathe.

    October 13, 2007

  • Oh, the unbearable coolness of it all!!!

    October 13, 2007

  • They come with nuts???

    October 13, 2007

  • Frankly, I'm not a fan, although I do appreciate the creativity it took to say, "hey, let's take that delicious, crispy cabbage and soak it in yucky vinegar for several months," similar to the creativity it requires to keep a sentence aloft through endless phrases, clauses, and comma-splices, like a balloon batted aloft by a group of bored adolescents late at night.

    That was so illegal. :)

    October 12, 2007

  • Are those your kitties??? They're ridiculously cute. :)

    October 12, 2007

  • White chocolate is definitely heavenly. I don't care if it's not real chocolate. :)

    October 12, 2007

  • I love Great Big Sea!!! Mad points.

    October 12, 2007

  • Yay! I'm a fan. I'd missed slough of despond.

    October 12, 2007

  • This word came to mind yesterday, and I fondly thought of this page. :)

    October 12, 2007

  • 'Cause I feel bad for the little cartoon character.

    October 12, 2007

  • My school computer security system has BLOCKED WORDIE!!! I'm rather upset, especially since the comments page has exploded recently. I'll never keep up once slumry returns!!!

    October 12, 2007

  • Oh, I'm so glad! I thought I was the only one who couldn't figure out how to add tags.

    October 12, 2007

  • Love the song; hate the idea of disposable furniture.

    October 12, 2007

  • Now if work hadn't blocked my precious Wordie, I'd be tons happier.

    October 12, 2007

  • Why?

    October 12, 2007

  • How cute!

    October 12, 2007

  • I love nerds with a good sense of humor. :) Wasn't there a hair club for scientists at some point?

    October 12, 2007

  • I thought that there were few things worse than the Ed School by this name, but this conversation is one of them.

    October 12, 2007

  • Similar to cheese and crackers!

    October 12, 2007

  • How do you pronounce Qvaak?

    October 12, 2007

  • I happen to enjoy your use of jolly good. :)

    October 12, 2007

  • Ok, why is Flickr/Yahoo asking for my credit-card number?

    October 12, 2007

  • This conversation todally illuminates somebody's facebook status. :)

    October 12, 2007

  • :)

    October 11, 2007

  • Are you a dancer?

    October 11, 2007

  • Does anybody else remember the flying toasters screensaver? I bet

    braintoast does. :)

    October 11, 2007

  • This username is *so* added. :) Jen

    October 11, 2007

  • It's actually a play for two actors that has half a dozen characters. The actors will just suddenly change their posturing, and you know that they're a different character. It was some of the best acting I've seen in real life, but not one of the better plays. It's a bit of a downer.

    October 11, 2007

  • Reminds me of mincemeat, which is heaven.

    October 11, 2007

  • One awesome teddy bear.

    October 11, 2007

  • I think your daugh taught a few things to my cat. Fluffy Snowflake was almost bigger than Madison was, but that didn't prevent him for carrying it around by the tummy. No idea how that cat saugh where he was going.

    October 11, 2007

  • Cheerwine is still around and kicking, although you can only find Diet Cheerwine in the Carolinas.

    Oh Colleen, would you say, "I want a regular diet Coke"? Just wondering.

    October 11, 2007

  • How did this word make it onto The History of Cool?

    October 11, 2007

  • It's no fun listing normal words! Hasn't u taught you anything?!

    October 11, 2007

  • Maybe ey fries something other than chicken. ;)

    October 11, 2007

  • What an apt description!

    October 11, 2007

  • No it ain't!

    October 11, 2007

  • Do you ever sit up at night and wonder: What if Wikipedia is wrong?

    October 11, 2007

  • Actually, there are several:

    resident

    undergrad (but only during exam time)

    mom

    October 11, 2007

  • Cool username! Did you ever see the play Stones in His Pockets?

    October 11, 2007

  • Because English is noted for its limited vocabulary?

    October 11, 2007

  • See clam.

    October 11, 2007

  • Just commenting so I can find this later. :)

    October 10, 2007

  • THE list? That really narrows it down. ;)

    October 10, 2007

  • Possibly. Were you one of those skinny boys who glowed white? ;)

    October 10, 2007

  • Awesome username. :)

    October 9, 2007

  • Wow, I am so guilty.

    October 9, 2007

  • Oh no, did I delete a good list? I could only find two words, so I decided to chuck it. I'm such a minimalist!

    Hee-hee.

    October 9, 2007

  • Floppies!!! Did the 5" ones actually flop? I don't quite remember....

    October 9, 2007

  • Oh, and no idea why I listed this on my shorter and sweet list. Clearly needs to be moved to conversations at this point.

    October 9, 2007

  • I did invite folks to play back when I had all the time in the world. It's not my fault if y'all choose not to live in the Eastern Time Zone. ;P

    October 9, 2007

  • Spammers get smilies? I want stock options, or at least sammies! ;)

    October 9, 2007

  • Really, it's a day the church sets aside so the clergy can go watch classic James Bond flicks. ;)

    October 9, 2007

  • YARRR! This is by FARRR my favorite.

    October 9, 2007

  • Clam-I-Am!

    October 9, 2007

  • I agree with c_b. My sense of humor is difficult to translate into the written word, so I often edit or delete my comments. I always leave my stuff after somebody else has replied to it.

    October 8, 2007

  • Argh! I hate commas; the rules are so bendy.

    October 8, 2007

  • Sometimes a word slips itself into every available conversation, until I begin to annoy even myself. This weekend it was egregious.

    October 8, 2007

  • You need to stop coming up with cool ideas. I'm sick and tired of favoriting(?) your darn lists! ;P

    October 8, 2007

  • John, you are so good. I was going to leave a question about tags on this page, but you preempted it. :)

    October 6, 2007

  • This reminded me of the tryst conversatoin from ages ago. :)

    October 6, 2007

  • This list is the pants!

    October 6, 2007

  • Sparkle is also a children's skip-counting game. :)

    October 6, 2007

  • SonofGroucho, you have no idea how happy that makes me. :) According to my mom, Dad excelled at dad dancing, which is why I've never seen him dance

    October 5, 2007

  • Myzeld! My AP English teacher talked about that mispronunciation. It had never occured to me, but it make so much sense. (Ooo! Ooo! Do I get to complain about how badly the English alphabet sucks???)

    October 5, 2007

  • SonofGroucho, this *is* a classic wordie page. brtom hasn't commented in ages, and I've already added it to one of my conversations lists. :)

    October 5, 2007

  • Alas, the insect unit is actually in October, but I *will* be using this word tomorrow. :)

    October 3, 2007

  • Rub it in. At least we get an average of seven extra years to heckle our offspring about the ordeal.

    October 3, 2007

  • So I lied. I finally added drinking problem. ;)

    October 2, 2007

  • Sigh. To add, or not to add? I finally gave up and added airplane!

    October 2, 2007

  • I humbly submit the holy hand grenade of antioch.

    October 2, 2007

  • 9:22pm

    October 2, 2007

  • The World's Tackiest Garage

    October 2, 2007

  • Snap!

    September 25, 2007

  • Hi! You have an officially awesome username. :)

    September 25, 2007

  • At a recent family wedding, one of the uncles let slip that my mom, the health nut, knows how to make doughnuts from scratch. She's been holding out on us all these years.

    September 25, 2007

  • Oh no, my work blocked the link. I'm intrigued.

    September 25, 2007

  • Does anybody know which conversation this inside joke started on? I *want* it.

    September 24, 2007

  • I bet slumry is suffering from exhaustion. Keeping at the top of the comment list isn't for the faint of heart. ;) I did always think that there was a real life connection between you and c_b. Is that untrue?

    September 23, 2007

  • It just that Nutella seems so similar to dessert. That makes me seriously reconsider the nutritional value of PB&J.

    September 21, 2007

  • This word *perfectly* describes the face of one of my students. Some days I want to walk over and check his pulse.

    September 21, 2007

  • Less sugar than jam? You can't be serious.

    September 21, 2007

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